There’s nothing more offensive than a fart. Someone could walk around in drag, exposing their nipples and arse and you’ll likely be more offended by a fart. You could see a homeless man masturbating in the street, and still find the fart more offensive. There’s something incredibly intrusive about the insides of someone else, penetrating your nostrils. So much that a president of the United States can say he loves random children, aka “roaches” as he says.. sitting on his lap, stroking his leg hairs in the sun, and you’d find a burping or farting public official more concerning. Why is gas more offensive than pedophiliac behavior? Seriously, ask yourself this.. Would you vote for Joe Biden or a burping and farting candidate? The truth is, pedophilia is more acceptable than farting or burping in our society. How many people were affiliated and close to Epstein, Weinstein, Maxwell but escaped all questions. Now imagine those people burped or farted in public, would they have been front page news? Probably. “President Biden lets off a stinky fart into the mic” would be the headline. If he comfortably speaks up about how he was 30 and she was 12, it’s just good ol’ Joe being Creepy Joe. Smelly farting Joe though, wouldn’t be electable.  So, let’s wonder.. If someone can smoke stinky weed and be praised, why can’t we pass gas? My body, my choice to share my left overs. If you don’t want them, just plug your nose. The weed smokers and pedo’s can behave as they wish without recourse, so why can’t the class of nostril pillagers? my body, my choice, my fart.