Oct 10, 2022·2 min read

I’m a Crypto Addict!

 I’m a Crypto Addict!
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Hello, my name is BoredApe4365 and I believe in decentralization. DEFI is my religion and all of my surplus income goes to the DEFI machine. My 120 hours are deposited into the bank. I then withdraw it all to a centralized exchange. I brag to my friends that I hold 1 BTC, and that BTC will reach $100,000 this bullrun. When BTC dropped from 65,000 to 56,000, I began to sweat a bit, so I deposited $500 more and bought BTC. It went up to 58,000 and I used my credit card for $2000 more BTC because my interest will be covered when Bitcoin reaches $100,000.  Bitcoin then dropped to 44,000 and I did the same. I took a new credit card, bought $4000 this time of BTC and used my next paycheck and food budget to pay down the first credit card. I’ll get the money back when Bitcoin reaches $100,000.

Bitcoin went up to 46,000 and this was time for me to sell my car and Pokemon cards. I bought $8000 more Bitcoin, including $500 more from my last paycheck, used to pay down the first credit card. This time, Bitcoin was going to $100,000. The TA couldn’t go lower, I’m certain.  I woke up the next day, bit into a raw potato and Bitcoin dropped to 30,000. I couldn’t pay rent, so I opted into food stamps. It’s only temporary though, because Bitcoin will reach 100,000. I got caught riding the bus without paying because they didn’t accept BTC as a payment method. I had to sell all of my BTC and withdraw it to the centralized exchange. When I sent the funds into my bank account, I lost a further 20% of my earnings, and the bank froze my deposit for suspicious activity.  The next week, I was unemployed. Fortunately, the government began paying my unemployment benefits two weeks in, but the money bounced because my bank account was still frozen. A month later, I had to switch banks and I got a huge payday! My final check plus two months of government assistance. At this point, I moved out in the night to a bedroom in a sketchy area as my money would go further buying more BTC than paying my credit cards or rent. On the bright side, $27,000 bitcoin is likely the bottom and I can probably get $800 of my losses back when Bitcoin reaches $100,000.

BC Simon

BC Simon

BC Simon is a former professional Footballer, Ice Hockey Player, Commercial and Print Model, Behavioural Therapist and Intervention Specialist. BC founded numerous multimillion dollar companies and is also a Romanian Orphan.

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